I want to get laid, I'm not even wearing panties, will you give me money for sex?

Why did you take off your condom? I'm already in you. It's the first time I've had sex, and I'm already in you

I thought she was a gamer, but she's a dyke So I threw a stick at her

He promised to masturbate me and he fucks me 😳 I might be a virgin!

Fuck. His condom broke on the first date 😰 He's gonna be a daddy now

So where's the condom? I don't fucking get it, she's leaking semen 😱